Revelations. Not the Biblical Kind.
It’s hard to believe that the year 2020 is almost over, but all hot farts have to come to an end sometime. This year’s…
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Thanksgiving 2020 is Coming
I know it seems like The Year of our Dark Lord 2020 will never end, but Turkey Day is right around the corner, and…
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Back to School, Covid-Style
Ah, nothing says back-to-school like book bags, lunch boxes, colored pencils and a worldwide pandemic. Instead of being on the hunt for the nicest…
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Lessons I Learned in Quarantine
Full disclosure: I am writing this in the midst of North Carolina’s stay-at-home order, eating leftover pad thai for breakfast, and my motivation tank…
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10 Annoying Habits To Avoid This Spring
Ah, springtime. The sun is shining, the fresh stench of trash love is in the air and let’s face it, the Bradford Pear trees…
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FVM’s 10 Hottest Spots in Fuquay-Varina & Holly Springs
If you think this is going to be a legitimate list of “hot spots” in Fuquay-Varina and Holly Springs, then you’ve clearly never been…
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FVM’s New Years Resolutions
Do you know the origin of New Year’s resolutions? According to history, they were said to have been created by the Scots during the…
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My Hard-hitting Interview With Chief Laura
Although many Fuquay-Varina residents butcher her last name on the daily, Chief Laura Fahnestock (pronounced “Fawn-Stock”) is well-known for keeping citizens safe, opening up…
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Your “Back-to-School” Personality According To Town
Parents, how do you handle “back-to-school?” Do your kids pose in the front yard every year with a cute, Insta-worthy chalkboard? Do you throw…
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Summer Break
Hold onto your butts, parents, because I’m about to drop some local knowledge that will literally save you from your demon spawn precious gifts…
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